Art on Pinterest

Recently I got pretty into Pinterest. (Although you wouldn’t know it from my personal account. I might as well be pinning pictures of tumbleweeds, because that’s basically all you’ll find there… aka nothing.) But I’m on it all day for Incredible Things—now THAT’s a board worth checking out. Especially if you like weird/crazy/mustache-related stuff.

It seems like most people use Pinterest to share recipes and outfit ideas (*snore*) but there are some folks using it to share lots of really great art and design. It’s kind of hard to find good boards to follow on Pinterest though, so you have to dig for a while. But lucky for you, I already did all the grueling work. So if you’re into art and design and you want to know who to follow, check out this article I wrote for Life Scoop. It covers 21 of the best art/design/photography Pinterest boards to follow.


21 Great Pinterest Boards for Art & Design Lovers

And if you like it, LIKE it. ^_~

And if you don’t like it, leave a disgruntled incoherent comment about how I forget the BEST board EVAR and I suck [profanities].

SEO Advice: Stop Obsessing!

As a web guru—just kidding guys! I hate that term too! Ahem. As an internet wizard, I’ve done some work with SEO. I’m obviously no expert otherwise I would rank number one for “Awesome narwhal artist” or something equally incredible. But I have done some work in SEO for eCommerce sites and blogs and I get the basics (and even a little bit of the advanced stuff). So between that and that fact that I have my own blog (which entitles me to write about whatever I want in a matter of fact way) I think I’m qualified to give y’all some advice: STOP OBSESSING!

Here's a handy guide to SEO I put together.

The “secret” to SEO is to not worry too hard about SEO. Yeah, keyword research and canonical links are all important, but in the end if you have a good site, people will share it on Twitter and Facebook. And if people share it, Google will notice.

Google is basically that quiet kid who sits around listening to what the cool kids are talking about to find out what’s cool. And Twitter and Facebook are the cool kids. So if people are using social networks to say stuff like “Hey this site is pretty awesome.” then Google will be all like “HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS SITE I FOUND. I’M SO COOL! I KNOW ABOUT ALL THE COOL STUFF SO BE MY FRIEND OKAY?”

Or something like that.

But there’s a bigger point I want to make. It’s not just about having good content and getting more traffic—it’s about getting the right traffic. Here’s a little insight into my personal struggle with this topic:

Recently I redesigned my website and rearranged a bunch of stuff. I wasn’t getting much traffic so I wasn’t worried about keeping old pages up or using a lot of redirects. Originally my website existed to help me show off design work and get some freelance gigs. Currently I have a full time job and I’m not interested in freelance work. But I’m still completely full of myself so I wanted to have a website showcasing my artwork anyway.

So I took down any work that wasn’t directly related to what I really want to show off… that means stuff like web banners, photo retouching and anything that wasn’t something I’m really passionate about. It felt liberating and I was glad to be rid of the clutter… until I looked at my stats.

Apparently I was getting search traffic for terms like “moire artist” because of some retouch work I did to fix a moire pattern in a photo. There were actually quite a few pieces from my old portfolio that came up in search that were no longer live on the site. Not a ton of traffic, but steady traffic. That got me thinking that I should put this stuff back on my site. “Oh my god, I’m missing out on traffic because I took down so much old work. Someone somewhere is looking for a retouch artist to fix a moire pattern RIGHT NOW and they’re not going to find me!”

And then I remembered that I don’t care.

Sooooo my point is this: don’t worry about every little search term you might possibly rank for—just focus on the stuff that really matters to you. This is important for bloggers and freelancers who are trying to brand themselves online.

If you’re a fashion writer, but you happen to get a lot of search traffic for a rant you wrote about the best burrito you ever had… those visitors are probably not very useful to you. They’re not going to stick around to read the rest of your blog or subscribe. And if for some reason you find that posts about burritos get way more traffic than any other type of posts, but you really don’t want to keep eating burritos for lunch just so you can blog about it, then don’t. In the end, it’s not the audience you’re after. (Plus, you’ll probably get really fat.) That’s not to say you shouldn’t be flexible if you find an unexpected audience, but you shouldn’t alienate the one you already have by making big changes to your content.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to work on ranking for “Awesome narwhal artist.”

Modernist Mutants and Minimalist Marvels

I’ve always been kinda into comic books, especially X-Men and Spiderman. As a kid I had a huge Rogue poster on my wall, and a poster sized X-men calender. Somewhere I’ve even got an uncut sheet of cards I always meant to hang, but never got around to. But as much fun as it would be the adult in me doesn’t want comic book posters lining all of my walls.

But Rogan Josh might just change that. His series of Modernist Mutants and Minimalist Marvels posters portray superheroes and villains in simple graphic forms that make stunning pieces of artwork.

Pictured above are two of my favorite characters of all time, Rogue and Gambit.

Modhero via Cool Material

Remove a White Background in 1 Minute

In my experience some designers will talk about “right way” to do something in Photoshop. Personally, I love to learn every way to do something because different situations call for different methods. Everyone works a little bit differently and it’s important to find the methods you’re most comfortable and efficient with. With that said this tutorial isn’t about showing you the “right” way to remove a white background… it’s about the fast way.

This tutorial will show you a quick and dirty way to isolate an image on a white background. This method is fast and looks fine for web graphics, but I wouldn’t recommend it for anything hi-res.

Let’s get started shall we?
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What a Ralph Lauren Model Might Look Like With a Ribcage

After hearing the news that Ralph Lauren doesn’t feed their models I had to try to imagine what this woman must have looked like before they butchered her—I imagine that she was probably once quite beautiful. This is just a quick edit to demonstrate what normal human anatomy sort of looks like.

Don’t get me wrong, I love photomanip… I edit photos professionally and for fun, but within reason. It’s important to use a light touch to make someone look their best and really bring out the features that give them character. One photo could never catch the essence of something or someone entirely and I feel that editing helps the viewer see what you want them to. But this is downright disgusting… but more importantly it’s inaccurate. I’ll never claim to be an anatomy expert, but I do feel that good Photoshop artists must have a basic understanding of human anatomy… otherwise they do things like crush someone’s rib cage or remove their vital organs.

I honestly don’t know if this is the result of a lack of understanding of the human body or an obsession with portraying it as disfigured. What do you think?